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It’s sometimes so funny to listen to the voices of old people. I don’t intend to offend old grannies and grandpas, I just mean that the way they speak is funny. I’m not telling you about the differences in the lixicons of people of different ages - I speak about the way they speak (plus the importance of the absence of teeth in their mouths to form a full image of a real granny ). I’ve just downloaded such a ringtone with the voice of a nan (but I preffer the word “granny”). And it’s evident that there are very few teeth left, but the most important thing (and the most characteristic) is the way of behavior, so to say. All grannies almost without any exceptions are old, and as the result they think that they are the smartest (such a stereotype) because of their age. However, almost always it turns out that it’s not the truth. As a consecuence of such disclosure they start quarrelling in a manner which is peculiart to grannies. This nan mp3 ringtone is one of such moments, when granny starts explaining how to behave and how to live in this dangerous world.

I was just listening to Barry White’s love songs. It turned out that he was extremely pupular in the 80s because of his deeply romantic voice (bass). Among his most favourite genres were soul, funk and disco. Besides, he is known for his superb combination of orchestral music and above mentioned genres (you can hear there string sections, woodwinds, horns, harpsichords and many others orchestral elements). Barry was reffered to by his fans as “Maestro” or “The Man with the Velvet Voice”, but because of his stoutness was called sometimes as “Walrus of Love” (for fun, of course). But the most interesting fact about his life is that at the age of 17 he was imprisoned for 4 months for stealing a car tires which cost $30.000. In prison he was listening to Elvis Presley a lot and then decided to start his singer career. Love Unlimited & Love Unlimited Orchestra released during his life more than 15 albums, many of them were certified as gold or platinum. I’ve just downloaded one mp3 ringtone of his love song and, you know, it’s perfect music in any case

Today I again downloaded a new mp3 ringtone (Snuggle Bunny mp3 ringtone) for my cell phone and can’t find out who is the performer. Of course, there is a “person” who performs it, but I suppose that it’s just a pseudonym. Frankly speaking, I have doubts concerning the performer, I think that it’s just a very witty and smart person who decided to crack a joke and wrote a song (extremely sweet song!!!) and tried to sing it with the incredibly pleasant voice. It’s a little bit similar to a child’s voice, but also resembles the voice from the cartoons. I have to say, that the song is really nice and full of good humour. You can hear such lines from the song of Snyggle Bunny (very cute rabbit): “You are my sweetest love, that love I always want to have…” As far as I remember, and in case I’m not mistaken, you can achieve such sounding having recorded the simple singing and then having changed the speed of the playback of the track. Once I tried to do that and the result was really surprising - cartoon-like voice sounding instead of my own

I’ve just downloaded one funny mp3 ringtone, but I can’t find anything about the performer. It seems, as if this ringtone appeared from nowhere and was created by nobody - interesting situation, by the way. The music souds like trance, house. Actually, it’s a qualitative electronic music which extensively uses Drum & Bass. I’ve found a few lines about Mr. Chaos, but I can’t say with certainty, that this is the person I need. It seems that he is a DJ and was born in Balen (it’s in Belgium). I was not able to read the comments on his myspace profile, cause they were in some foreign language (and I’m not a polyglot ). But I managed to find one photo - its a guy with the headphones and stays near the DJ control panel (so, he a DJ for sure). He is quite young, but I didn’t find the date of his birth (he is approximately 20-years-old guy). This ringtone I’m writing about for some reason associates with national hymn of Russia, which uses too much drum in its melody, but it sounds at least funny

I’m just wondering how many different characters are in The Simpsons!!! They are so differing, they all are unique and have that great energy and necessary characteristics, which make them differ from each other. One of such characters is Dr. Hibbert. He is a type of a person, who is smart, who is impatient to earn more and more money even not being ashamed if his desire looks a little bit improper in some sitiations. However, all his behaviour is very often improper in very typical situations, when he has to deliver some news to the relatives. Here is one of such situations, when he says to Mrs. Simpsons about the condition of her husband: “Mrs. Simpson, I’m affraid, your husband is dead… Oh-ho-ho!!!” He says the first part of this phrase with extremely sad and serious, even grave tone, but ends it with a laugh at the same time adding his famous “just kidding”. So, all you know that this situation can say a lot about his sick sense of humor Great mp3 ringtone

I’ve just listened to one quote from The Simpsons, namely from the episode “Bart on the Road” (which was to air in 1996). It was a springtime and everybody were impatiently waiting for the spring break, among those was, of course, also the principal of Springfield Elementary School - Seymour Skinner. His words are also often quoted by The Simpson’s fans: “Ah, Spring Break in Hong Kong; custom-made suits at slave labor prices”. This character was voiced by an actor Harry Shearer. Seymour Skinner is a stereotypical educational bureaucrat, among his everyday affairs are attempts to make students be interested in the process of studying, the constant problems with the insufficient school funding and other things. Actually, I can’t say, that this character is one of the most popular, but some of his remarks are really funny and Skinner’s Hong Kong mp3 ringtone is also extremely funny;)