Comedy, Funny, Animals, The Simpsons ringtones blog

Today I’m going to write a few words about one stad-up comic of America - Jeff Foxworthy. In his time he was considered to be the best of the best. Jeff Foxworthy is a member of Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Besides, he is very successful person - he released at least 6 comedy albums. His first two works (I mean albums) were multi-platinum a few times!!! - successful businessman, so to say He is now 50 years old, but it makes him even more interesting - Jeff Foxworthy knows life pretty good to play jokes. He is mostly known for his “redneck” jokes (in the southwestern US it means a poor uneducated White farm worker). Of course, it it offensive to some extent, but Jeff Foxworthy’s sarcasm is interesting. For example, “You might be a redneck if You’ve ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame” You’d be really happy to have a redneck mp3 ringtone playing on you cell phone, I’m 100% sure

Every time I watch The Simpsons I have the stomachache because of laughing - it’s really a superb cartoon full of jokes not for kids only Bart is the eldest child of the Simpsons, that is why his words and remarks are almost always so neat. Of course, the very comic effect is achieved by him, because he really believes in the rightness of his words and pronounces them with such innocence on his face. Bart from The Simpsons is a really fascinating type of personality. His tricks and escapades are always funny. I still remember his phrase which he said to Milhouse: “How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?” Sounds as if Bart is at least a 30-years-old man with a great knowledge of the world

This year a German composer Christian Schneider wrote a song “I Am Your Gummy Bear”, which was released in November 13. Very soon it was spread all over the Internet as one of the memes. Meme is a neologism and means a file which is sent by a great number of people to each other, if somebody likes it. Usually memes are jokes, funny stories, likns to other sites, videos or music. Gummibear song became very popular because of its video. I’ve just watched it - really funny Green gummy bear jumps, sings, breakdances - cool guy. This song was translated into at least 7 languages!!! It turned out that the Hungarian version of the song was a nymber 1 ringtone for eight months!!! On the Sweden Singles Top 60 chart this gummy-song was number 11-14 for16 weeks! I’ve got this Gummibear’s “I Am Your Gummy Bear” mp3 ringtone also!

One of the most oppressive ringtones I’ve ever heard… I don’t like excessiveness in things, but sometimes it’s necessary to be excessive. It depends on the character of a person. Some people just don’t need to know both extremes (both extreme manifestations), some just need something in the middle. But there are lazy people, who can’t do something without any appropriate stimulus Such stimulus should influence on them very negatively, because negative influence - is the best encouragement to do something, for example, even to get up in the morning in order not to oversleep and arrive in time to the office. One of such stimuli is Ultrasonic Ringtone (sound frequency is greater than the upper limit of human hearing). It’s silent and without any voice, but you can hear the mosquito-like sounds. Very oppressive sounds. There is no person who can stay in bed when his/her cell phone will play that ultrasonic mp3 ringtone

Do you know the best way to win a girl? Wiggum from The Simpsons knows for sure There are not so many funny mp3 ringtones with any piece of advice for guys, and there are still less piecess of advice, which are effective at least to some extent. A lot of you remember the episode, where Chief Wiggum was smashing walnuts with the butt of his pistol. At that moment Ralph approaches his father. Then Wiggum gives a superb advice for his son Ralph: “Son, whether you want to win a girl or to crack a nut - the key is persistence” I was almost weeping with delight and admiration - funny and at the same time so worldly. It’s the best mp3 ringtone for a 25-years-old guy

I’ve just found a funny mp3 ringtone on one site, but there is no information, what “Dragon Love” is. Actually, it doesn’t matter, because only the tiny dragon voice is of any importance It’s really funny. I suppose, that this ringtone is made of a cartoon soundtrack, but I’m not sure (however, musical accompaniment is very typical for animated movies). And playing this mp3 ringtone continually makes the impression of the whole song (if to play first 10 seconds of the track). Such voices usually are made by slowing town of the playback. The resulf of such playback slowing down would be a child’s voice - very often is applied in cartoons (I’ve tried it myself). However, in spite of not knowing the original movie or cartoon, I recommend this mp3 Nessie The Tiny Dragon ringtone for downloading

Oh my God!!! I’ve never heard such sounds Rabbids Flushed mp3 funny ringtone is really cool and crazy! Rabbids are very maniacal creatures There is a video game Rayman Raving Rabbids full of different comedy elements, especially of different sounds (voiced by Marcel Popo). In spite of “the game’s sick sense of humor”, as IGN and GameSpot had pointed out (but complimented), The Raving Rabbids was accepted very well. The game is full of funny episodes, but sounds are the best. I’ve just downloaded “Rabbids Flushed” mp3 ringtone - there is a sound, as if a rabbid is flushed into the lavatory, at the same time gurgling and bubbling as a mad in that water Similar to the sound, which produces a person, who puts his head into the sink full of water, breathing out the air (but in this situation the sounds in not so comic - rubbids are crazy maniacs ).

I’ve just downloaded the whole collection of Catherine Tate mp3 ringtones!!! Really funny voice ringtones for you cell to serve as the funny comedy voice ringers By the way, Catherine Tate (her maiden name was Catherine Ford) is a great English actress and comedienne. She was born in 1968 and started her comedienne career in 1996. Catherine Tate became part of her popularity because of situation comedy Wild West. She played in serial dramas such as The Bill, and Casualty. In 2004 she got her own programme on BBC Two (the programm’s name was “The Catherine Tate Show”, which was co-wrote and also starred together with Derren Litten). I’ve downloaded a collection of ringtones with her voice (maybe, recorded from her programm). Some of them are extremely funny

I’ve downloaded “Schnappi das kleine Krokodil” (German) mp3 Ringtone on my cell phone!!! It’s the best cartoon melody I’ve ever heard! The first time I saw this cartoon with green crocodile was approximately 3 years ago (it became very pupular at that time, expecially in Germany and became number 1 song in many European countries). It even was translated into English (”Shnappy the little crocodile”) and this unofficial version of the song was available for downloading from the official site. This song has a very pleasant and easily remembered (or imitated) tune. Besides, it’s sang with a child’s voice (in reality by Joy Gruttmann, who also voiced the cartoon character), which makes it even more enjoyable In 2005 it was even officially released on CD!

It’s my favourite cartoon!!! And fluffy mammoth (a big woolly elephant ) is one of a few favourite heroes (frankly speaking, all of them are my favourite ). But his personality is very bright and expressive. At the very beginning of the cartoon he was a lonely angry mammoth, who was travelling by himself and without the need of any friends, cause he decided that it would be better. He changed after he met a few funny travellers and the change of his character was also worth admiring (I was especially impressed by his taking care of a child). I watched Ace Age hundreds of times in different languages (among them was German). It was not difficult to understand everything, because I knew all words by heart And now I’ve finally downloaded a funny mammoth mp3 ringtone from Ace Age