Do you know the best way to win a girl? Wiggum from The Simpsons knows for sure There are not so many funny mp3 ringtones with any piece of advice for guys, and there are still less piecess of advice, which are effective at least to some extent. A lot of you remember the episode, where Chief Wiggum was smashing walnuts with the butt of his pistol. At that moment Ralph approaches his father. Then Wiggum gives a superb advice for his son Ralph: “Son, whether you want to win a girl or to crack a nut – the key is persistence” I was almost weeping with delight and admiration – funny and at the same time so worldly. It’s the best mp3 ringtone for a 25-years-old guy
It’s sometimes so funny to listen to the voices of old people. I don’t intend to offend old grannies and grandpas, I just mean that the way they speak is funny. I’m not telling you about the differences in the lixicons of people of different ages – I speak about the way they speak (plus the importance of the absence of teeth in their mouths to form a full image of a real granny ). I’ve just downloaded such a ringtone with the voice of a nan (but I preffer the word “granny”). And it’s evident that there are very few teeth left, but the most important thing (and the most characteristic) is the way of behavior, so to say. All grannies almost without any exceptions are old, and as the result they think that they are the smartest (such a stereotype) because of their age. However, almost always it turns out that it’s not the truth. As a consecuence of such disclosure they start quarrelling in a manner which is peculiart to grannies. This nan mp3 ringtone is one of such moments, when granny starts explaining how to behave and how to live in this dangerous world.
I was just listening to Barry White’s love songs. It turned out that he was extremely pupular in the 80s because of his deeply romantic voice (bass). Among his most favourite genres were soul, funk and disco. Besides, he is known for his superb combination of orchestral music and above mentioned genres (you can hear there string sections, woodwinds, horns, harpsichords and many others orchestral elements). Barry was reffered to by his fans as “Maestro” or “The Man with the Velvet Voice”, but because of his stoutness was called sometimes as “Walrus of Love” (for fun, of course). But the most interesting fact about his life is that at the age of 17 he was imprisoned for 4 months for stealing a car tires which cost $30.000. In prison he was listening to Elvis Presley a lot and then decided to start his singer career. Love Unlimited & Love Unlimited Orchestra released during his life more than 15 albums, many of them were certified as gold or platinum. I’ve just downloaded one mp3 ringtone of his love song and, you know, it’s perfect music in any case
Today I again downloaded a new mp3 ringtone (Snuggle Bunny mp3 ringtone) for my cell phone and can’t find out who is the performer. Of course, there is a “person” who performs it, but I suppose that it’s just a pseudonym. Frankly speaking, I have doubts concerning the performer, I think that it’s just a very witty and smart person who decided to crack a joke and wrote a song (extremely sweet song!!!) and tried to sing it with the incredibly pleasant voice. It’s a little bit similar to a child’s voice, but also resembles the voice from the cartoons. I have to say, that the song is really nice and full of good humour. You can hear such lines from the song of Snyggle Bunny (very cute rabbit): “You are my sweetest love, that love I always want to have…” As far as I remember, and in case I’m not mistaken, you can achieve such sounding having recorded the simple singing and then having changed the speed of the playback of the track. Once I tried to do that and the result was really surprising – cartoon-like voice sounding instead of my own
I’ve just downloaded one funny mp3 ringtone, but I can’t find anything about the performer. It seems, as if this ringtone appeared from nowhere and was created by nobody – interesting situation, by the way. The music souds like trance, house. Actually, it’s a qualitative electronic music which extensively uses Drum & Bass. I’ve found a few lines about Mr. Chaos, but I can’t say with certainty, that this is the person I need. It seems that he is a DJ and was born in Balen (it’s in Belgium). I was not able to read the comments on his myspace profile, cause they were in some foreign language (and I’m not a polyglot ). But I managed to find one photo – its a guy with the headphones and stays near the DJ control panel (so, he a DJ for sure). He is quite young, but I didn’t find the date of his birth (he is approximately 20-years-old guy). This ringtone I’m writing about for some reason associates with national hymn of Russia, which uses too much drum in its melody, but it sounds at least funny
I’ve just listened to one quote from The Simpsons, namely from the episode “Bart on the Road” (which was to air in 1996). It was a springtime and everybody were impatiently waiting for the spring break, among those was, of course, also the principal of Springfield Elementary School – Seymour Skinner. His words are also often quoted by The Simpson’s fans: “Ah, Spring Break in Hong Kong; custom-made suits at slave labor prices”. This character was voiced by an actor Harry Shearer. Seymour Skinner is a stereotypical educational bureaucrat, among his everyday affairs are attempts to make students be interested in the process of studying, the constant problems with the insufficient school funding and other things. Actually, I can’t say, that this character is one of the most popular, but some of his remarks are really funny and Skinner’s Hong Kong mp3 ringtone is also extremely funny;)
Every time I watch The Simpsons I have the stomachache because of laughing – it’s really a superb cartoon full of jokes not for kids only Bart is the eldest child of the Simpsons, that is why his words and remarks are almost always so neat. Of course, the very comic effect is achieved by him, because he really believes in the rightness of his words and pronounces them with such innocence on his face. Bart from The Simpsons is a really fascinating type of personality. His tricks and escapades are always funny. I still remember his phrase which he said to Milhouse: “How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?” Sounds as if Bart is at least a 30-years-old man with a great knowledge of the world
This year a German composer Christian Schneider wrote a song “I Am Your Gummy Bear”, which was released in November 13. Very soon it was spread all over the Internet as one of the memes. Meme is a neologism and means a file which is sent by a great number of people to each other, if somebody likes it. Usually memes are jokes, funny stories, likns to other sites, videos or music. Gummibear song became very popular because of its video. I’ve just watched it – really funny Green gummy bear jumps, sings, breakdances – cool guy. This song was translated into at least 7 languages!!! It turned out that the Hungarian version of the song was a nymber 1 ringtone for eight months!!! On the Sweden Singles Top 60 chart this gummy-song was number 11-14 for16 weeks! I’ve got this Gummibear’s “I Am Your Gummy Bear” mp3 ringtone also!
One of the most oppressive ringtones I’ve ever heard… I don’t like excessiveness in things, but sometimes it’s necessary to be excessive. It depends on the character of a person. Some people just don’t need to know both extremes (both extreme manifestations), some just need something in the middle. But there are lazy people, who can’t do something without any appropriate stimulus Such stimulus should influence on them very negatively, because negative influence – is the best encouragement to do something, for example, even to get up in the morning in order not to oversleep and arrive in time to the office. One of such stimuli is Ultrasonic Ringtone (sound frequency is greater than the upper limit of human hearing). It’s silent and without any voice, but you can hear the mosquito-like sounds. Very oppressive sounds. There is no person who can stay in bed when his/her cell phone will play that ultrasonic mp3 ringtone
I’ve just found a funny mp3 ringtone on one site, but there is no information, what “Dragon Love” is. Actually, it doesn’t matter, because only the tiny dragon voice is of any importance It’s really funny. I suppose, that this ringtone is made of a cartoon soundtrack, but I’m not sure (however, musical accompaniment is very typical for animated movies). And playing this mp3 ringtone continually makes the impression of the whole song (if to play first 10 seconds of the track). Such voices usually are made by slowing town of the playback. The resulf of such playback slowing down would be a child’s voice – very often is applied in cartoons (I’ve tried it myself). However, in spite of not knowing the original movie or cartoon, I recommend this mp3 Nessie The Tiny Dragon ringtone for downloading
